Wall of Mouths

Title: To Alan Lee

Yeah thats me… I think sleep deprvation lead to the totally incoherant rant… I read over it yesterday… It’s whole post is devoid of rational argument. I must have just been on the attack. Why didn’t i make a better point? What was i thinking.
Anyway, if you feel the same as myself, you should let it be know. Thats what turns message board is for. And if they dont listen to what some of their fans have to say then they’re shooting themselves in the foot. i’d be greatful of your support…

Title: Insomnia

I havent slept in three days, i just tried to drive down to the shops and started seeing things. Nearly knocked down some fat American. When i got out to make sure everything was okay, the liteny of abuse that spued from her mouth… I was just amazed!
Anyway after she had her piece i said quite calmly. “You should pay road tax…”
to which she replyed “Whut?”
“I SAID - You should pay road tax! If that fat ass of yours is going to be waddeling down the street and taking up two lanes of traffic, then you should pay for the use of the road.”
Then there was another malestrom of aroul sodomy by the yank. I continued to the shops to by some Tropicana (Tropical ZEST, tastey good make feel nice!)

After that i cant remember what was happening. It was just a daze.
Anyone know or anything other that sleeping pills, dope and hot milk?

Thats rather sick. How the fuck could you do that???
On a lighter note, and in the words of eddie izzard, “cannibals say that babies taste like chicken… and chicken tastes like babies”

Title: Welcome to the…

I’m heading over to london on wednesday, and was windering whats the story with the Church of Noise lately. Where’s it on and when. Can anyone help me????
Thanks

My Unholy Trinity of the year 2002,

Unbreakable- Westlife
Sorry seems to be the…-Elton John and Blue

and last but not least…

United States of Whatever- Liam Lynce

Its funny the first time but after a while it just makes me wanna rip off my arms and beat myself with the wet end…

Have a cool Yule, EVERYBODY!!! Rock on!

Have you ever heard The Parcnip Snog by a cork band called Fred??? What a tune. Well worth checking out!!! Espically if you dont like them. An evil vegtable…

Title: Brussels Sprouts

In keeping with a Christmas theme i have decided to start possible my most stupid thread yet… Brussels Sprouts!!! Love them or hate them, lets hear your views

What about “Ubervice”…

Title: My “New & Improved” Pet Hates

Things I Hate About Everybody Else…

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time… I
know
where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my
crotch when
I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room
for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
channel manually.

3. When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat
it too”.
Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can’t eat it?

4. When people say “it’s always the last place you look”.
Of course it is.
Why the fuck would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people
do
this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film “did you see
that?”. No tosser, I
paid €7 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

6. People who ask “Can I ask you a question?”. Didn’t
really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is ‘new and improved!’. Which is it? If it’s new,
then
there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then
there
must have been something before it.

8. When people say “life is short”. What the fuck?? Life is
the longest damn
thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that’s longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks “Has the
bus come
yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?

Did anynoe hear about the Hindus in America who are suing McDonalds??? Something to do with putting beef flavouring in the chips… or maybe it was beef fat… anyway: Veggies, stay away from the chips :(

Citizen Erased wrote:

Hey! You used the word numpty! That is most good. It has cheered me up no end.

Wasn’t being a goth invented by a bunch of germanic types that lived near the Huns and Vandals and so on, Hmm, don’t see many teens going around with big broadswords and so on- very 4 real I don’t think!

The ‘women only like bastards’ thing is a bugger, but then, if I was a lass the ‘I’m too frightened to talk to you but if you got to know me you’d think I was great’ thing would get on my tits, but no-one else would.

And people that smoke whilst stood over their kids. Really pisses me off

I was thinking more along the lines of Souxie Sue and the Banshies (sp?) wasnt she the Diva for Goths in the 1980’s?… “numty” rocks

Title: MY pet hates

OH YES… MY TO BE A BITCH!!
The fact that i cant get on to the o2 web site using the college computers (cos its restricted or some shite) and the fact that my buddy fancies the one chick in my class that i like (it happens alot to me). The fact that i’m a stupid bastard who’s too chicken shite to go up fucking stuck my toungh down her throut. FUCK SAKE! (once again its been an emotional day…)
Yes i am slightly pathetic…

Its just Therapy have much more substance to them… they have been around since 1990, maybe earlier, and they are STILL giong strong. How long do you think this fad of skate boreders with baggy pants and chains who hate everything will go on for? About another two months, and then will never hear of Limp “Dick” Biscut and co. again. (no offence to any skaters on the bored, but its a known fact that the two go hand in hand)

Title: Sleep Flower

The greatest band i was ever in… we had 2 mini albums, wrote all our own stuff, played great gigs, then unfortunatly Swiney (our drummer) broke his arm and we havnt got back together since. It a shame really. We used nearly always start a gig with “Big Cave In” or else “On The Turn” by Kerbdog, which goes down a treat! gets everyone in the mood and ready to break things! WHAT A LAUGH!!

As Lucifer said “Vegtables are only there to make the carcass look pretty” Think of the cows! Won’t somebody, PLEASE think of the cows!!!! http://www.cowswithguns.com Check it out

Impotent…

Its Burger King’s answer to the Big Mac…

Ohh i know. They get very insulted. My brother in law is Canadian (He’s big huge lumber jack) Having said that, any Yank/Canadian i have ever met thinks i’m Provo who knows where the faries treasure is hidden… And they say we are Sterotypical??? Are they aware of the on-suing dubble standard they place upon us… *getting carried away now, sorry, its an emotional day*

Title: Big Mac or BK Whopper?

Well?

Those kids piss me off SOOOOO much! “Ohhh Linken Park are the bestest”… “I love Papa Roach” WANKERS! They dont even understand that true metal never existed, it was a fundemental rule or something. I hate them more the Louise Walsh and his Pop Product Death Machine. If only you could kill them, but true evil never dies… and they say WE listen to the devils music? There is nothing more Satanic than an industry bassed upon the purchessing power of brain washed, vacent minded 14 year olds…

I Think the word your looking for is Omnipresent…

AND BECOME AMERICA JUNIOR????? Surely not!!! Do you think Therapy would have emerged if they grew uo in Vancoover or Calgery?

Title: To Canadian Kyra (!)

There was alot of reports in Hot Press (Irish Music Mag) bout him leaving but there hasnt been any substancial evidence to suggest a break up or anything bout Gav leaving… if he does leave it will most likely be to Idlewild
As regards your name… well a buddy of mine spells her name the same as you and her Grand Father (who is Canadian in origin) was the one who is responsible for her name sake…
I’ll try keeping you posted bout TURN gigs, in the meantime try http://www.turn.ie and post a message to “Terry” or “JJ” they always seem to have more answers than me!!! Or else you could E-mail turn@indigo.net (i think thats the address) ENJOY and Rock On!

TO KYRA: Look out for TURN supporting the Frames… i’m not sure but there might be a Frames gig in London sometime in the near future…
So What do you think of these disgusting roumers about Gavin leaving TURN? Also, is your name Canadian???

Last I heard, they were borrowing the drummer from 3Colours Red(cant think of his name off hand) but i’m sure they’ll find someone. Ohhhh… what if Fyfe came back

Hey i just checked out your web thing… its in a whole other language!!! i can bearly spell english! I’m a new member too and i really enjoy this site… you sound fairly cool and chicks who can play bass… OH YEAH! Rock on

“so, “lube” stands for lubrificant… i think they’re used often for anal sex… like vaseline, etc..”

DONT EVER USE VASELINE. If your having anal sex and you’re wearing a condom, the vaseline will melt the condom. You’d be better off using KYP

“so here’s another question.
have you ever tryed anal sex?”

And yes i have tried it… its nice if its done properly

Sorry Dude.. i’m in cork and cant get Phantom… but i’ll see what i can do. I seem to be friendly with alot of very resourceful people. If anything come up i’ll let you know. I’m also in the process of starting some kind of “Live Gig Recordings” so when thats sorted i can trade some copies of their live gigs …

Check out http://www.PeoplesRepublicofCork.com and go to the dictionary!!! Also, take a look at http://www.turn.ie