Wall of Mouths

If you know the offending people You should put horse heads in their beds, or even better than that
break into your local museum and steal a mummy carcass and use that ,but drape its arm over them while they are asleep in a loving way!
I dunno , i really do talk shit sometimes

I watched this when it was on after 12 while i was trying to sleep some nights and i noticed peoples text messages at the bottom of the screen and about 90% of them said “Jordan is fit” or
such and such is fit , how dull . I think when the make up was of Jordan or that girl that won it , they looked like a pair of young mothers you would see pushing a pram through town with a tracksuit on , how fit is that?

Title: Chimaira

I am going to see Chimaira during this week , i havent heard them before but anything for a giggle. I have decided to start and go to see more gigs to broaden my musical tastes.
Could be very good?
I think the worst gig i could go to would be going to see Dido but hopefully i will never have to endure such a thing.

Title: Long live kurt

Yeah well said 3DD0, i must say when i was a lad i thought kurt was one cool muthafucka and i suppose i still do . And obviously what happened to him was, and still is a bummer to me. Just wanted to get that off me chest, you can call me a gimp if you want.

Title: Sadam

I think Sadam Husein was behind it all , he murdered kurt for failing to carry out a September 11th style attack on the whitehouse with Nirvana’s tour jet, c’mon Nirvana where from Washington afterall.
Courtney Love is obviously Sadam disguised as an evil wench with a passion for heroin and power chords, didn’t anyone else notice her bushy eyebrows?

Title: conspiracy theories

I was looking at some web sites on sunday regarding Kurt Cobain. One of the sites i looked at was by a private investigator who is
allegedly still
trying to prove that there was foul play involved in Kurts death by giving all these theories and facts about suspicious circumstances surrounding the police investigation and courtney love being behind it. One of the points he made was pretty funny - he said why
would someone take a lethal drugs overdose - and then shoot themselves aswell. There was some interesting facts but i think everybody likes a good conspiracy theory and thats how these guys make their cash and obvously obsessed fans.
Does anyone think these
theories could be possible?

Title: Talking about serial killers

I got the book of American Psycho a while back and read it after watching the film. There are some truly vile murders, i found myself skipping a lot of the killing descriptions.
But killing asides i thought there was some really funny parts. Has anyone else seen the book or film?

They should watch that movie Poltergeist, that should put an end to their grave robbing shenanigans.
I dunno , i buried old monty the cat in the garden and dickhead said that sewer workers might have to dig up where he was buried to fix some pipe or something as if it didnt matter that they would be disturbing the ground, which i thought was disrespectful.

Nice offer Mr, but thank god i will be moving from here in a few weeks. Maybe the denomic shenanigans will cease then, but who knows?
Your post made me think of that scene in the exorcist where during the exorcism they are shouting- “The power of christ compells you!”.

Title: Freaky

This has been happening for about a year now, sometimes when leave a room and come back in the lights have been turned off, with no explanation, it just happened five minutes ago hence this post. I hope i’m not doing it myself without realising because there is something wrong with my head. But i am positive this is not the case.

Title: Nirvana

I have a live version of Nirvana playing a Velvet Undrground song called - here she comes now, which i think is really nice.
I heard a cover of a Justin Timberlake song by the group The dillinger escape plan, on the Radio1 Rock show a few weeks back, and i must say it kicked ass. I dont know the name of the song but its that one where he sings “i just wanna love you baby” in a way which sounds like someones just kicked him in the nads.
Did you know that “step on” by the happy mondays is a cover of a 70’s song? (dont know who by) , i would say this is my favourite cover song then as i love that song.

Title: Movie

The last really shocking movie i watched was called- “Last house on the left” which is the first movie that Wes craven done, and i must say it wasnt easy viewing. But the funny thing is, there is a guy who i talk to who works in video store and when i got this movie he started talking about it saying it was his favourite film and all, which i think is a bit strange.

Title: Saddam

Maybe thay should freeze him in carbonite like Jabba the hutt done to han solo - then auction him at Sotheby’s, it would be a laugh riot!

George bush will probably have him taken back to his hometown in texas to be”lynched” by a pitchfork weilding mob, then they will tie his body to a horse and let it run off into the sunset. Twat.

Thankyou
I must say i do feel a bit of an arse seeing my post in sober light! - how does the lyrics of shitkicker come into the equation? (i was really drunk)
I was just shocked by this woman - she was cavorting with some boy who was 16 years old in front of me and she knows that i really like her. But she’s one of those ones who acts like she likes you just to get free drinks. Makes me think of an Anthrax song called Parasite.
Ah well, maybe Cameron diaz will call me tonight and ask me over to her private sauna - how cool would that be?
Sorry to hear of your similar misfortune guys

Title: nisefukinlife

I was with the only girl i have ever loved tonite and she made obvious that she has no interest in me, obviously i am i am deeply upset so-
This is warning number one- Next time where back we’ll bring the gun - and i won’t take this shit from you - you’ll be swimming in cement shoes!

Title: Will young

I saw him in a newspaper this morning when i was really hungover and i started thinking about putting his face into the belt sander that i used in CDT class in school. Maybe i should lay off the drink

Title: HALLOWEEN

I went to some nirvana/rhcp tribute thing in the ulster hall and left halfway through cause i got that old “this aint right” drunken attitude - seeing someone impersonate kurt cobain , because i was a big nirvana fan when i was younger.Then i ended going too the local bar because there was no chance of getting in anywhere exciting because it was too late. A ghastly evening all round and it was worse too because it was my birthday - i probably would have got more fun at an Iraqi POW camp!

Title: Billy jean

I dunno but for some comic relief this song still kicks ass

I got the soundtrack for the movie the lost boys and some of the songs on this are so cheesy theyre hilarious , particularly one called “i still believe” which in the movie is being sung by some big muscular guy with a saxophone on a chain - you should check it out if you want a laugh.

I’d do it for ten million dollars

Title: N. Ireland

I have been wondering for a while if any T? fans fromthis wretched island ever had a kind of meet and greet affair, i myself think some kind of social gathering wherein we could go have drinks or whatever would be an interesting opportunity