Wall of Mouths

ah pen pals, never saw the point of it my self

well obviously

we clocked up a few miles alright!

i have no doubt you heard some cheesy lines, i heard a few from your smooth talking self also! Thought the gig was shit but i still had a good night

just setting the record straight Sam!

got sorted for said gig. it wasn’t worth the hassle, think i subconsciously forgot them for some reason

Sisters of Mercy in Amsterdam, it was shit, one of the worst gigs i have ever been to, pointless.

I don’t recall me trying to pull anyone Sam, I was just talking to the girl, not all of us have a one track mind you know. And even though i wasn’t trying i still got her number and recieved txts from the lady in question. Strange that. And no she didn’t mention you in any of them! Tough break lad.

Met a guy i used to know lately who is obsessed with the NWO, the end of the world in 4 years and all that lizard shit. Its all that on this fuckers mind, quite sad. Personally the NWO isn’t something that keeps me up at night and I can’t be bothered doing research into it as i don’t have the time. My friend has done his research and when i met him lately it was hardly a recommendation for me to do likewise. Research is what you make of it.

I am also slightly miffed that Ireland could upset the progress of a one world government by voting no to Lisbon. Strange that such a powerful group would let a country as small as Ireland throw a spanner in the works? or is it all part of the plan?

eh?

nothin like the smooth tones of eldritch to charm the pants off ya

my brother had his in edinburgh last years and it was a good laugh

eggs are used in the making of french bread or have i been making something else?

cheese and onion

tea or coffee?

even when i was unemployed i didn’t watch it, ain’t gonna start now

boiled egg and toast, wouldn’t mind one now but i don’t have either.

french bread of an omelette

CS wrote:

Is Grampian police in Scotland? *is confused*

Lancashire or PSNI for me :D with Manchester a possibility!

I’d love to say the Gardai but apparently they are fucking ruthless - giving suspects shitkickings in the back of the land rovers is a story I’ve heard on numerous occassions!

that does not happen as they don’t have land rovers. its usually a transit the beating happen behind

fried

hard boiled or soft boiled egg

congradulatios! well done to the both of you and the best of luck over the next 20 years or so!

scrambled egg or fried egg

cheese on toast

scrambled edd or fried egg

i’v applied for Physio in Liverpool, manc and bradford. sports rehab in middlesex and salford. its only a back up, personally i’d prefer to remove one of my nipples with a rusty breadknife then go to england again. no offence intended to all those resident in ol blighty

jimmy carr by a mile.

bill hicks or eddie ezzard

i don’t.

flight of the choncords series 1.

rollins intervies on youtube, and i’m leaving loads of angry comments. seriously though, check out the 3 part interview with samuel l jackson, its really interesting.

lemon cheescake

crooked timber lp cover or a kick up the hole

its a lesser know brand with golden coloured wheat

Black Flag

Topper Headon or Dave Ghrol

you were quick off the mark though, hats off to you sir

spinal tap

corn flakes of weetabix

looks that way. least i haven’t got loads of time on my hands!

i never saw it growing up so i’v only seen it as an adult so i think its not that good. that might be down to Reeves being annoying in the last few years.

i like amstell on buzzcocks, lemar seemed a bit jaded by the end of his stint on it. i used to hate the heres the jokes we didn’t have time to use on the show bit at the end, pointless, but people would still laugh.

i’ll eat your face are great. haven’t seen them in years, always a joy to watch