Wall of Mouths

Anything by David Lynch is always a winner. Try ‘Mulholland Drive’, a bit confusing, but good.

Or, “you don’t sweat much for a fat bird” is always a winner!!

Are you male or female: The Boys Asleep

Describe yourself: Dancin’ With Manson

How do some people feel about you: Stop It You’re Killing Me

How do you feel about yourself: Gimme Back My Brain

Describe your ex girlfriend: Stalk & Slash

Describe your current girlfriend: Skyward

Describe where you want to be: Church Of Noise

Describe what you want to be: Shitkicker

Describe how you live: Unbeliever

Describe how you love: Nobody Here But Us

Share a few words of wisdom: Rock You Monkeys

I was expecting a tale of an overly pushed fart :o

The perfect way to say “I love you”.

The second book and the second movie have nothing in common, but it’s still a good story.

I know what you mean about the books being a bit dated, after all, there was no way Carlos the Jackal could’ve been in the movie as he was put in jail a few years back.

If you have time, definitely give them a read. I really enjoyed them. Good for the nightshift too!

Title: Jason Bourne

Has anyone read the Bourne series by Robert Ludlum. Just finished them. Very enjoyable and completely different than the movies. Only complaint is Ludlum’s style can be a bit longwinded, but they’re still good stories.

Kyle Bovine wrote:

A woman goes to the doctor for a check up.

The doctor says to her “I hope your ready for a lot of sleepless nights and dirty nappies”

“Am I pregnant?” she asks

“No” says the doctor “you’ve got bowel cancer”

:D :D :D

Cruel, but funny!!!

What’s the latest thing they’re putting in children’s underwear?

Michael Jackson

(Granted, I heard this joke when I was drunk)

Divers wrote:

Two pregnant irish women sat in there front room chatting away and knitting, one turns to the other and says “i hope my child is a little boy as i have knitted this little blue jumper” and the other one holding up her jumper says “I hope mine is a spastic as I’ve fucked the arm up”

I’m so sorry :rolleyes:

If you’re going to hell, I’m going chuckling right behind you!!

Went to a festival in Barcelona just to see Zwan. On my way up to the stadium there was a big sign saying they’d cancelled that day. I was well pissed off!!!

Why does Michael Jackson keep cheese at the end of his bed?

Kids’ll do anything for Dairylea!! (Apologies if you’ve never seen any Dairylea ads)

I liked Rocky 2 the best.

Exactly, and I’ll never forgive them, vows or no vows!!

I was really hoping someone would mention this. This could really have a major baring on the future of T?.

There’s a reason I don’t mix beer and whiskey (anymore), it’s cos of one too many nights like that.

Or just leave it in the bin.

motherh666 wrote:

Don’t you mean “pile” o’shite?

Well it’s from the shite family in general.

Shame really, as I really enjoyed Ocean’s 11.

The soundtrack was class though!!

Title: Oceans 12

Went to see this the other day, bag o’ shite. The movie was just a random bag of nonsense.

BTW, I didn’t like it.

mr self destruct wrote:

This is far, far worse:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/4171977.stm

Damn, she’s so ugly I wouldn’t touch her with yours!!!

What’s the fastest cake in the world?

scone

(again, needs to be spoken, not written)

Dermot wrote:

Step 1: Get a tattoo of something random

What was the tattoo Dermot? Can’t be worse than the ‘Yosemithe Sam’ tattoo a friend of mine picked of the tattoo parlour wall.

mr self destruct wrote:

Me
Realityfuck
not_that_kind_of_guy
Anonymous

Count ‘em :p

Happy New Year all :)

Yep, I was online. I was in work Goddammit!!!:(

That’s right!!

Happy new year to you all!!!!!!

Thanks to T? for still being fan-fucking-tastic in 2004 and Rene and Sarah for maintaining the finest band site on the web. See you all in 2005!!!!!

Yes indeedy, Happy Christmas to all the WoMbles!!!

Ah yes, Sister has just reminded me about ‘The Motorcycle Diaries’. That was a very good movie. Enjoyed ‘Bad Education’ too.

The Bourne Supremacy
Bad Santa

Ash’s ‘Meltdown’ was excellent.

The Twilight Singers ‘She Loves You’ was up to Greg Dulli’s usual high standard.

Some band called THERAPY? released an album that rocked.

I’m not sure why I was surprised, but Velvet Revolver’s ‘Contraband’ was class too.