Wall of Mouths

Jobrok wrote:

Spent all morning looking into it.
Website! Email! Finally got a reply about an hour ago by phone, and they said that it is only from today on.

They are expecting a massive response to this grant, and expect a huge increase in these systems for the future. The budget is limited so they had to draw the line and are making it only available to applications from today on.

Also! To be eligable for the grant, you can only use products/installers/suppliers from an approved list. Any company who wants to be added to the list needs to register first.
And the application has to be pre-approved, before you install and commision the system.

An approved list consisting of their buddy’s companies no doubt!

Title: Sharon Stone going crazy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HXi-Ns8O5Y&search=jon%20stewa … on%20stone

Unrequited_lad wrote:

‘Sometimes I like to just read a book in the evenings, so I might not be able to devote myself full-time to the old racism…’

That’s my absolute favourite episode of it :D

Genius!!! I’ve got the DVD boxset so i’ll be watching that episode in a matter of hours.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSj9gc36Bw8&search=south%20park%20scientology

Had a monster St.Paddy’s day. Load of mates came over to visit me and it doubled as a friends stag party. Things got out of hand as the Spanish were celebrating the ‘bottellon’ (big bottle), essentially a nationwide street piss-up. Basically we left the pub as the riots kicked off and the riot police showed up and stated firing off the plastic bullets. But as I was drunk, I just walked right up the middle off it all, oblivious. It proved my theory, when I’m drunk I am indeed bulletproof

I like the X Men movies. This one looks very good!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKGxaol4qws&eurl=

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.”

She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?”

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.

“Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of
Home.’”

“That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.”

“Is it common?”

“Well, It’s Not Unusual.”

A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the drink, he remarks, “Thats quite a heavy drink. Whats the problem?”

After quickly downing his drink, the man replies, “I found my wife in bed with my best friend.”

Wow,” says the barkeep., “What did you do about it?”

“I walked over to my wife, looked her in the eye, told her to pack her stuff, and get the hell out.”

“That makes sense,” remarks the barkeep., “And, what about your best friend?”

“I looked him right in the eye and yelled, “Bad dog!

Title: funnier than it is rude!!

http://file.yashi.com/1/movie/251496.wmv

Dermot wrote:

That’s my job… and I’m there at the mo. Didn’t get a stat for that one though! :mad: ;)

Ha ha, playing the stats game. I hear ya!!!

A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice
about breast enlargements.

He tells her, “Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your breasts and say, ‘“Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies.’”

She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked! She grew great boobs!

One morning she was running late and she was on the bus when she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.

At this point she loved her new boobs and didn’t want to lose them, so she got up right in the middle of the bus and said, “Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies!”

A guy sitting nearby asked her, “Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?”

“Why, yes, I do. How did you know?”

“Hickory dickory dock”!

There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by a lake. Several beautiful women are running laps around it and the man decides to use his disability to get affection from one of them. The next time one runs by him, the man calls to her:

“Excuse me Sweetheart, I have no arms and I have no legs. Will you hug me?”

She looks around to make sure nobody’s watching, leans down, and hugs him.

The man thinks, “Wow, I can’t believe that worked!”, and decides to try it again.

Another woman runs by him, and he calls out to her: “Excuse me Darling, I have no arms and I have no legs. Will you kiss me?”

She looks around to make sure nobody is watching, leans down and gives him a kiss.

The man is amazed at how well this is working out for him!

The next time a woman runs by, he calls out to her: ” Excuse me Beautiful, I have no arms and I have no legs. Will you fuck me?”

The woman looks around to make sure nobody’s watching her, leans down, picks the man up out of his chair, throws him in the lake and tells him:

“There… now you’re fucked!

Divers wrote:

I was asked to run a marathon. I said, “piss off”.
They Said,”come on, it’s for spastics and blind kids”
Then I thought…fuck it, I could win this…

That brought on a bout of the laughing, very good!

deadsetgav wrote:

Prisons are rife with sodomy and bad tattoos.

That’s certainly served as a good deterrant for me. The last I want is a bad tattoo.

FNYANKEZ wrote:

Damn I’m all forms of alone in the states :(

You’re flying the flag for Therapy? stateside. Fair play to ya!!

Title: therapyquestionmark map

http://www.frappr.com/therapyquestionmarkmap

Hey fellow WOMbles. Where are you from? click above and add yourselves por favor!

Why don’t blind people like to skydive?
It’s scares the shit out of the dogs.

Should pilots be allowed to take crash courses?

An astronomer looks at the sky through a telescope, searching for something. After a while he stands up, looks to the heavens, and yells, “You cannot be Sirius!”

http://media.putfile.com/Pop-Idol—-Warren-Wald

Brilliant!!

Title: Yucko the Clown

http://www.filecabi.net/video/yucko-the-clown.html

hoochalobster wrote:

Beaten to it Realityfuck ;)

I’ve merged you to here - we need to keep the thread alive while Seb is on hiatus…

No worries. It’s agood link though, a real headscratcher!!

Title: Spot The Band (merged)

http://img482.imageshack.us/my.php?image=uncutvirgin4we.jpg

http://virgindigital.com/wallpapers/virgindigital1280x960.jpg

I’ve spotted 60 so far. Addictive!

King Of The Road - R.E.M.

I like my Zen, man!!!

Be happy, don’t hurt anyone else and try not to have regrets.

Beyond that, I haven’t a clue if there is any deep meaning to life.

Girls on Film - Duran Duran

Eh,no.

Initially, 24 hour drinking would cause problems, as it would be a novelty to stay on the piss all night, but ultimately, it would work itself. Most of the benefits have been mentioned above, ie, not everyone hitting the streets at the same time, quicker service etc…

I worked in a bar in Sydney that closed at 5 in the morning, and if anyone was too pissed, the law said we didn’t have to serve them, which we often didn’t. The bar staff and customers alike knew this was how it worked and it never caused any problems.