Wall of Mouths

massive attack - mezanine

nothing else comes to my mind for the time being. but there should be more.

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, “What are you doing?”

She answers, “I’m moving to Sydney. I heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free”.

Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he’s going, he replies, “I’m coming too. I want to see how you live on £800 a year”.

that’s a very cool idea!
added myself to the map!

my iron lung - radiohead

:D:D:D:D
Bravo

get right - J Lo

deadsetgav wrote:

I want you to grow and impressive beard and then you can lead the flock!

something like machinehead? or SOAD?
Would it be impressive enogh?

roll on roll off - sneaker pimps

Gav, if you are God, then you might need Moses to lead your people.
I think i can be one.

LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!!!!!!!

nothing - A

king for a day - faith no more (finally, on of my all time favs)

all apologies - nirvana

girl, you’ll be a woman soon - urge overkill

happy birthday to all of you out there!

motherh666 wrote:

http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/0511/arnold_in_brazil.mov

Worth watching to the end. Priceless.

why didn’t he kick some asses in this movie? :D

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It’s a beautiful day, and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says: “Pierre, kiss me!”

Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot wine and splashes it on Marie’s lips.

“What are you doing, Pierre?”, says the startled Marie.

“I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!”

She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, “Pierre, kiss me lower.”

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.

“Pierre! What are you doing?”, asks the bewildered Marie.

“I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!”

They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, “Pierre, kiss me lower!”

Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep in the water, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously,

“PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?”

Our hero stands up defiantly and says,

“I am Pierre the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!”

We were sitting in a fine restaurant when my wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.

I said, “I notice you’ve been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?”

“Yes,” she replies, “He’s my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him forty five years ago.”

I said, “That’s remarkable. I wouldn’t think anybody could celebrate that long.”

She hasn’t spoken to me since.

i know one russian company, which produces t-shirts with the prints, designed by various authors (it can be anybody if the design is good).
Unfortunately for you they work only in Russia and their website http://www.maryjane.ru is also only in russian.

I doubt that this is of any help fo you, but thought that it might cheer you up a bit (it’s possible even in Russia).
keep on looking, mate! good luck

Man!!!! stop smoking that stuff, or it’ll finally make you insane!

Superunknown wrote:

Just wanted to let you know: our name won tonight! Yippie!

and what was your name?

soul doubt wrote:

:eek:
I’m at 6 level and I’m already thinking of giving up :o

No fucking way!!!!! the best level is 19. i’ve spent 4 days on it!!! it was a matter of princip! me vs them!!!

soul doubt wrote:

A nice game to pass some time at work…
http://laser.narr.as

it almost killed one of my working weeks last year.
but i solved them all!!!!!

deadsetgav wrote:

Greens not my colour :D

don’t worry. there was a ble guy with nose as a tap. i think his name was Gonza :cool:

kermit and ms. piggy from mapet show!!!

i’ve been working my ass off since 9am.
bloody capitalism!!!!!!!

Hooch’s mum wrote:

I’m going to be 10 times busier than I should have been, that’s for sure… I’ll probably forgive her as long as she never crosses my path or comes in my office ever again! ;)

…or if she wears REALLY short skirts and REALLY high heels, while cleaning… :cool:

seems to me that you gonna enjoy your working day!!! :p;)

Very happy birhtday to you, FNYANKEZ!!!!

that starts to look like one sick thread!! :cool:

occasional episode…

another day i saw an episode of some tv-series on BBC about a superman-kind-a-guy name George, living in London.
I have not even had a glass of beer that day, but it really felt like after mushrooms. Really cool series!