Wall of Mouths

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Get another to shout “Bingo!”

Title: support acts

ok im gonna see the lads in leeds in a few hours, any one know who the support acts are?

A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Corvette convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. “This is great,” he thought as he roared up I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. “I can get away from him with no problem” thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph.

Then he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this kind of thing.” He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked up to the man. “Sir,” he said, looking at his watch. “My shift ends in 10 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.” The man looked at the trooper and said, “Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back”

“Have a good day, Sir,” said the Trooper

ive got 3 tarantulas, and back at my parents home we have an old black cat called max.

deadsetgav wrote:

I have both PSP and DS… I do have to say as fun as the touch screen on the DS is, for me, the PSP has the edge (GTA Liberty City!)

it does look alright but since their porting it to ps2 soon it kind of makes the psp version redundant.