Wall of Mouths

There really is another DVD full of videos out there isn’t there? So many. The turn vid is a bit cheesy though.

that is really quite nasty. Nine inch nails, eat your fucking hearts out.

I lacked the sacks for it. sorry Neil. :(

Hmm 1 hour 42 minutes left. No bids. Can I have it for free then?

Of course. That’s why it mentions THERAPY? as often as humanly possible on the site.

Well its 1000 quid plus shipping. SO I guess I would have to sleep with him about 1200 times at the rate I’m going at these days.

How about sexual favours? I am willing to degrade myself and throw away my last scraps of dignity for this drum kit.

Will supply sexy lacy underwear and previously mentioned Jack daniels.

Or Neil gives it away as a prize on WOM. :cool:

Oww.. I only got as far as the first layer of skin. Thankfully I have some Jack D to disinfect it. “OOOW”.

Fuck that smarts. Sorry mate. Too much of a pussy to take out a kidney.

I’ll do it this afternoon. I have a spoon and a bottle of jack daniels. Left or right kidney?

Thats ok, as long as I come round and visit it on weekends.
I might have to use your toilet a few times though, and does it matter if I bring a dialesis machine?

Well if it’s still about when I get my bonus next month, depending on how big it is, I might be tempted, but right now it would be the final nail in my financial coffin.´

Would love to have it though… Oh god I need a grand..

Anyone needing a kidney?

oh I’m bored with this, someone buy me the drumkit!

Stop playing innocent, we know you’re not a 16 year old “gurl”. You are infact

General Roberto Jesus Fernandez, of the peoples republic of Guatamala, trained in covert operations and military tactics and have been sent to kidnap our drummer.

You are talking to Bob Seymore Lancaster of the counter-terrorist department of the FBI, we’ve been tracking you for year Fernandez.

The game is up!

If you think he doesn’t visit this board you are naive! Naive I say! He knows of your ruthless sickening plans of abduction and unlawful incarceration. We’re onto you lady!

Tell it to the judge, psycho!

The first step to recovery is acceptance of the problem.

Holy crap

Hmm, no bids yet. Wonder if you can get it signed by the band. if so the grand would sound like less money ;)

oh thanks… now I have to get really drunk, hide my credit card, and hope I don’t find it till the auction is over. And that involves me being really drunk. And when I’m really drunk I do stupid things. And that usually means I don’t have enough cash to eat for 3 months.

DAMN YOU COOPER! I want your drumset!

Thankfully shipping to the UK only, or else I might have done something incredibly stupid just there.